Dec
26
2006

Perth & Freemantle

Sorry Western Australia, can’t say I was taken too much by Perth.
“Sheffield has never much cared for its history and buildings, and one day it will regret it” Sheffield Telegraph 1907.
“Darkness insists that Sheffield is a city, a metropolis; daylight reduces it to its component parts, to a series of bloated villages, unfolding across the [...]

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Dec
24
2006

Christmas in Australia

21nd December 2006, Fremantle

Don’t think I’m the right bloke to talk about spending Christmas anywhere. Someone who’s a lapsed atheist of jewish descent isn’t go to go overboard on the holy trinity son of god born in Bethlehem thing.
By and large I’m a pretty jovial chap most of the year, but Christmas with its enforced [...]

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Dec
20
2006

Perth – Analysis of Failure

This is for cricket lovers, especially English cricket supporters, who wonder why the Ashes were lost so readily after taking so long to regain.

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Dec
19
2006

Perth – Bonjour Trieste

Australians need not go much further than this. Winning is joy shared by all, except the loser. Loss is more private, if not personal….

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Dec
18
2006

Perth Day Five – final lights

First few overs Pietersen and Flintoff play and miss, then suddenly just before the half-hour Freddie goes beserk. Hitting straight and hard, no meaningless wafts. Thirteen off Lee’s first over, thirty-odd in two dozen or so balls, three hundred up. Enter Warne.

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Dec
17
2006

Perth Day Four – Redemption?

Forget Dr Fiffle-Faffle’s fiffle-faffle.
Best hope is the poms to bowl like drains and bat like kings, relying on Ponting’s Declaration Manifest to eke out a draw.

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Dec
16
2006

Perth Day Three – Blue Moon

144- 2 another Ponting century and Aussie win in the offing, when he drives at a quick one from Harmison ct Jones 75. Hope once more springs eternal.
On the way in I bump into a waist-coated Liverpudlian widow from Adelaide and Paul Burnham, capo of The Barmy Army. ‘Where have you been?’ he asks. Busy [...]

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Dec
15
2006

Perth Day Two – Fate Awaits

A 11.30 kick off is leisurely, certainly compared to 10am at The Gabba. For fans this makes a big difference. It means more drinking in the evening, and yet more drinking in the morning too.

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Dec
14
2006

Perth Day One – In The Balance

All confusion – the tickets say 10.30 start, the official Cricket Australia official Ashes Tour Book 11.00, we kick off at 11.30. The Waca (not Aborigine but Western Australian Cricket Association) is ramshackle. More Headingley with decent weather and palm trees. If The Gabba was the Strineship Enterprise, then The Waca is Thunderbirds Are Go. [...]

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