The rain never came. Instead it was all over before lunch, defeated by nearly three hundred runs. That is a heavy loss, and it will be hard to pick up and go on from there. (But not nearly so hard as a three day massacre, the likely outcome had Ponting enforced the follow-on.)
Each day I aim to get here early to soak up the atmosphere and sun block, and each day for a variety of reasons I arrive a little later. Tomorrow will be different. I aim to have breakfast in the City Park café which beats grabbing a latte from the ground. There’s a bit of confusion as someone takes the latte I’ve paid for. ‘It’s going to be a long old day,’ I say.
English might feel agrieved. According to Hawkeye, Pietersen wasn’ t lbw, and Flintoff was caught off a no-ball. Australia is a place where you can’t get away with anything. Not even if you are Hawkeye Pietersen, the svelte scout from the velt. (Hawkeye is the name for a laser interpolation system that predicts if a [...]
One Day We Will Lose
On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month we commemorate those lost in two world wars, the first of which was the war to end all wars. Poets write about war. Homer’s Iliad is the story of Troy, the Trojan Horse, Paris, Achilles, and Helen the fairest [...]
New day more pride
But Harmie’s started
With another wide
Not me but Paul Herrick – all will be explained. Just let’s say for now, Harmison again put his first ball on a sixpence, the one he left off the cut square yesterday. In relation to the mud of Flanders mentioned previously, he remains consistent, and consistency is [...]
Wandered out of the hotel just after eight to catch one of the free buses to the ground. Queues the length of Brisbane. Our luck’s in; being with a spread-betting magnate, we find the only vacant cab in town, and rush the rush hour traffic to the ground. Plenty of time to find my seat [...]
One thing I won’t miss leaving England is the next series of “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.”
Andy Warhol stated everyone’s famous for fifteen minutes, but this is taking has-beens-who-never-were into an eternity of tv purgatory – for all of us. The ex-husband of Lisa Minelli is scarcely omega list.
Kay and Laurel swear [...]
Chance To Rhyme
A Kwik Guide How to Write A Half-Way Decent Ashes Song
The Barmy Army don’t just support England at Test Matches. They play cricket – including thrashing their Aussie equivalents The Fanatics on the eve of the First Test at Brisbane – support Chance To Shine to enable more youngsters to join in and [...]
