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The Spirit Of Cricket

Toiletry For Those Of Taste & Discernment

“The Spirit Of Cricket” is a range of supreme and hand-crafted bathroom essentials specifically for those who believe in the finer points of the game.

One dab of the l’eau de cologne, shake of the talc, sniff of the aftershave will turn any player, however professional, into a gentleman.

Almost magical, the range will immediately leave not just you, but your entire team, tour-party, supporters and country smelling of roses.

Those who choose not to abide by “The Spirit of Cricket” will appear to be loutish, uncouth, slack-jawed cheats, poultroons and knaves. The lowest of the low, the great unwashed and the scum of the earth.

“The Spirit of Cricket” guarantees the loftiest of moral high ground to let you pass the astringent waters of decent clean-living opprobrium onto all your opponents without censure or splash-back.

It defines fair play.

Now improved, The Spirit of Cricket comes without a trace of hypocrisy.

Approved by the Serious Cricket Watchers Association and freely available from anyone old-fashioned near you.